So, readers (viewers?) and followers of martintoppingimages.wordpress.com… it’s been Xmas, and even though I’m not an Xian it is nevertheless customary to drink excessively and watch crap TV and do very little else during the “holiday season”. So that’s what I’ve been doing. I drank half a bottle of vodka and ate half a duck on Xmas day. So lethargy and general drunkenness has kept me away from here.
Of course, you don’t want to read my half-baked excuses for laziness. So, (better late than never?) here is a pic of my friend Ruby enjoying a football* and cow skeleton she received as gifts. As far as footballs* are concerned, Ruby’s like my monster Deedee – she rips ’em up. Seems a bit wasteful to me: but when you give a present to a dog (or person) the prezzie is theirs, to do with what they wilt. So, destroy it all you want, pooch (actually she’s already shredded it. Did I mention my laziness in keeping this photoblog going just lately?).
It’s New Year’s Eve today. I plan to get drunk. Ooh yeah fun!
*In Britain, we call “soccer” football. And “soccer balls” are footballs. We’re right, you’re wrong. So get used to it, yanks.