Worcester & Birmingham Canal

Cats and birds…

Keeping fit by the Worcester & Birmingham Canal

Keeping fit by the Worcester & Birmingham Canal

Some people jog to keep fit.  I find that watching other people jog is plenty exercise for me…

A flock of duckettes on the tow-path. Nowhere is safe nowadays  from these ferocious fowl...

A flock of duckettes on the tow-path. Nowhere is safe nowadays from these ferocious fowl…

Check you’ve still got your cash and plastic.  But don’t make it too obvious that you’re checking…

Of course, if you're *really* concerned, have a word with my feline friend.  One glance and you've got roast duck for dinner...

Of course, if you’re *really* concerned, have a word with my feline friend. One glance and you’ve got roast duck for dinner…  Yummy…

 

Face facts people: You may be robbed by delinquent ducks, or fried by mutant cats’ laser-eyes… but then again a bus driver might lose control of his vehicle and squish you when you’re safe and sound on the pavement. Nowhere is safe. Even the big, armour-plated Tyrannosaurus was taken out by an errant rock from outer space. The moral of this story: don’t bother getting out of bed, if you’re gonna suffer an horrific death you may as well be comfy when Death comes a-calling…